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Bad girl, Noah

January 14, 2010

Miley Cyrus’s 10-year old little sister Noah (Noie if your nasty) has taken to the Internet video world once again, and this time it’s all about canes, sunglasses and plenty of beer.

Noie and her pal — rumored to be her cousin Shelby Cyrus in man drag — uploaded a video to YouTube last night of the duo singing and dancing to Ke$ha’s No. 1 single “Tik Tok.” While it starts all fun and silly, the video slowly invoked queasy feelings of awkwardness within the PopWrap office. At least the moments where we weren’t spitting out our western omelet in fits of laughter.

As the dance number (and we use that term very loosely) comes out of the gate, we see canes for props, sunglasses as costumes and jolting dance moves that would have the entire panel of “SYTYCD” hiding those tickets to Vegas.

Some of the key weird moments include when Noie zones out at the :54 second mark, almost like she is re-booting — no offense to Vicki from Small Wonder, we love you Vick. Then there is the moment when Noie mouths the words “ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer,” as she downs a Red Bull as a faux brewski. Will someone just give this girl something to do … like her homework!

I don’t know, maybe enroll her in school or see if she wants to take some ballet lessons. I’m just spit-balling here but you could also not give her a webcam and YouTube account, maybe replace it with a Bonnie Bell make-up kit and some Pound Puppies.

Source: Anything Disney

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